I was talking to a businessman the other day and he stated that "confusion is money". Then I said "well how do I lubricate that?" He shook his head and looked perplexed "do you mean liquidate?" I said no...and "that was worth a dollar or two, right?"
Huh. Would a better punchline been "so how much do you think I deserve?". "So how much do you owe me?" "I take checks or money orders". "Here's my bill".
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